Aren’t You A Little Short To Be A Storm Trooper?

Aren’t you a little short to be a stormtrooper? What? Oh…the uniform. I’m Luke Skywalker. I’m here to rescue you. You’re who? I’m here to rescue you. I’ve got your R2 unit. I’m here with Ben Kenobi. Ben Kenobi is here! Where is he? Come on!

Well, if there’s a bright center to the universe, you’re on the planet that it’s farthest from. I see, sir. Uh, you can call me Luke. I see, sir Luke. Just Luke. And I am See-Threepio, human-cyborg relations, and this is my counterpart, Artoo-Detoo. Hello. You got a lot of carbon scoring here. It looks like you boys have seen a lot of action. With all we’ve been through, sometimes I’m amazed we’re in as good condition as we are, what with the Rebellion and all. You know of the Rebellion against the Empire? That’s how we came to be in your service, if you take my meaning, sir.

They must be delivered safely or other star systems will suffer the same fate as Alderaan. Your destiny lies along a different path than mine. The Force will be with you…always! Boy you said it, Chewie. Where did you dig up that old fossil? Ben is a great man. Yeah, great at getting us into trouble. I didn’t hear you give any ideas… Well, anything would be better than just hanging around waiting for him to pick us up… Who do you think…

Luke, take these two over to the garage, will you? I want you to have both of them cleaned up before dinner. But I was going into Toshi Station to pick up some power converters… You can waste time with your friends when your chores are done. Now come on, get to it! All right, come on! And the red one, come on. Well, come on, Red, let’s go. Uncle Owen… Yeah?This R2 unit has a bad motivator. Look! Hey, what’re you trying to push on us? Excuse me, sir, but that R2 unit is in prime condition. A real bargain. Uncle Owen… Yeah? What about that one? What about that blue one? We’ll take that one. Yeah, take it away.

The Death Star plans are not in the main computer. Where are those transmissions you intercepted? What have you done with those plans? We intercepted no transmissions. Aaah….This is a consular ship. Were on a diplomatic mission. If this is a consular ship…were is the Ambassador? Commander, tear this ship apart until you’ve found those plans and bring me the Ambassador. I want her alive! There she is! Set for stun! She’ll be all right. Inform Lord Vader we have a prisoner.