How did I get into this mess? I really don’t know how. We seem to be made to suffer. It’s our lot in life. I’ve got to rest before I fall apart. My joints are almost frozen. What a desolate place this is. Where are you going? Well, I’m not going that way. It’s much …
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Aren’t You A Little Short To Be A Storm Trooper?
Aren’t you a little short to be a stormtrooper? What? Oh…the uniform. I’m Luke Skywalker. I’m here to rescue you. You’re who? I’m here to rescue you. I’ve got your R2 unit. I’m here with Ben Kenobi. Ben Kenobi is here! Where is he? Come on! Well, if there’s a bright center to the universe, …
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